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Rome – My top 5 places to visit

Rome is a beautiful city, I did enjoy visiting it on my own, but it has made me realise that although I enjoy solo travelling Rome really is somewhere to explore as a couple, as it truly has a romantic atmosphere.

Regardless of whether you travel on your own, as a couple or a group here are my five top suggestions of where you must visit while in Rome!

#1 – The Colosseum

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IMG_1673WOW! This is a must see, inside and out, if you are visiting Rome! For the admission ticket you get two separate tours. You get to go inside the Colosseum and you also get to go in to the Roman Forum (see #5) and the Palatine Hill opposite! Bargain! Take the audio (or even better video audio tour) if you go inside. Alternatively there are a lot of history students outside who can give you a guided tour, have pre-purchased group tickets (meaning you can skip the queue – not the security queue though) **top tip** as these are pre-purchased you can negotiate on the price.

IMG_1719The Colosseum took my breath away when I walked in to the main area! You really do feel like you are walking back in time!

The Colosseum is free of charge on the first Sunday of every month. I had already bought my tickets when I learnt this, however I am glad I did not wait to visit on the Sunday as the queues were very long and I heard some saying they had been queuing for nearly three hours. I went on the Friday and only queued for 40 minutes.

#2 – The Pantheon

IMG_2207Not only is The Pantheon the most complete ancient Rome building it is also free to visit! From what I understand it was a temple built to worship all the Roman Gods (source: Dan Brown’s Angel & Demon’s – yes you can see The Pantheon on the film).

This is a great place to go, not just because it is free to enter but it really does take you back in time! You approach this through the narrow IMG_2204streets of Rome and suddenly the streets open
up to reveal this ancient Temple. The Pantheon is still in use to today (it is now a church)
and now hosts the tomb of Raphael (although due to crowds I did not get to see this).

The Occulus (the large hole in the roof) is a wonder to see. When it rains the floor obviously gets wet – but look around and you can see how the Roman built drainage so the rain water quickly disappeared from inside the temple.

I highly recommend a visit to The Pantheon.

#3 – The Vatican City

This was a need to see while I was in Rome – after all it is another country to tick off your travel list (The Vatican City is the smallest Country in the world).IMG_2022.JPGI visited the museums and St Peters Basilica (although it is not a Basilica – it is a church). I did pay for a group tour guide, Sophia, she was an amazing 70 something year old woman. Sophia’s knowledge was amazing and she gave a lot of detail and able to answer any
question. She was also good at giving tips for other attractions.IMG_2108

You must see the Sistine Chapel – just to appreciate the work of Michelangelo.

The Pope blesses the local people on a Sunday at 12noon from his window in the Pope’s Palace. I therefore suggest if you want to see the Pope then go and watch and listen to him in St Peter’s Square – it is quite fascinating. It lasts in total for about 10 minutes. I returned on the Sunday to see this and it is something I will always remember. It is free to get in to St Peter’s Square to see the Pope but there is a queue to go through security.

#4 – The Trevi Fountain
IMG_1996All the travel books and review guides told me to visit the Trevi Fountain in the evening to avoid the large crowds that gather here. My experience is IGNORE them and visit during the day, the crowds were much more sparse and I could actually get right up to the fountain without pushing or elbowing my way through IMG_1997abundance of people!

The fountain is absolutely beautiful and a must see for solo travelers, couples and groups alike. From the excellent sculptures by Salvi and Bracci, to the colour of the water it is simply breath taking. What makes this extra special is it is the most unexpected of places, you weave your way through narrow streets and suddenly it appears, just like The Pantheon (which is only a short walk away)!

If you do visit during the evening there are lots of restaurants, shops and even a McDonalds nearby.

#5 – The Roman Forum

A walk back in history – let your imagination run wild. The Roman Forum gives you a real insight in to Ancient Rome.

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Although much of this can be viewed (for free) from walking around the outskirts of the IMG_2154Roman Forum from the public highway I would highly recommend going in and seeing this up close and personal. Besides entry to it is included in your tickets for the Colosseum.

For me the Roman Forum captured the true beauty of Rome and every night I went back to see it light up at night. Top Tip – go round the back of Capitoline Hill for the best views of the Roman Forum, especially in the evening.

Maspalomas Beach; experience my first Nudist Beach and learning the etiquette.

While in Gran Canaria I had to experience the nudist beach. It is something I had always wanted to do but never had the confidence.

If, like me, you are going to a nudist beach for the first time (obviously I have now been on one) then you are always going to be a little bit self-conscious – am I too big, am I too small, what if someone stares at me or I start staring at someone else?

Nudist beach etiquette is quite simple and easy to learn; it is basically common sense. But, if you don’t take the time to know it, it would be most mortifying if you did something that really wasn’t cool.

Picture one of those situations when you are in public and something really embarrassing happens and you just want to die. Now imagine that situation and being naked at the same time. In short learn the do’s and don’t and avoid the embarrassment!

Before the tips I picked up I thought I would give a brief overview of where to find the nudist beach at Maspalomas.

2016-02-26 11.02.13To locate the Maspalomas Nudist beach follow the dunes, with your back to the lighthouse and the sea on your right. You will follow the clothed bathers, then enter the nudist zone, first you come to the ‘straight’ nudist area and a little beyond that is the gay nudist area, marked by a rainbow flag.

The Etiquette

1 Ensure the beach you are at is definitely a nudist beach You will soon be made aware if you have made this mistake.

2 If you are going with friends make sure that you are all in agreement that you will all be nude If you are unsure, do not be the first person to take off all your clothes so that your ‘friends’ can run away with them.

3 Sunburn Remember some areas of the body get more day to day sunlight than others so put plenty of cream on all areas of your body that are normally covered up.

4 Keep your eyes to yourself Everyone has seen it all before, there is no need to stare (although I admit sometimes you can’t help yourself – I find reflective sunglasses help).

5 Trim Down This one can vary depending on which country you are getting nude in. Some places are more accepting than others. You’re naked, you want to look as good as possible.

6 Insects There are creatures in the water, in the sand and in the air, all just waiting to feast on your blood. Spray before you strip off otherwise these tiny creatures an get into the most tiny of places.

7 Take something to do Always have a book to read, or cards to play or something to keep you busy. You really don’t want your hands to get absent-minded.

8 Guys – never go with an attractive lady Do I need to say any more?

9 Leave your camera at home Do you really need to take pictures of naked people? Even if you’re just carrying your camera you’re going to make others feel uncomfortable.

10 Remember it’s a nudist beach, not a hotel room People are there to relax on the beach, not watch you and your partner get to know each other. If you really need some ‘alone time’ with your other half wait until you get back to the hotel… although if you are wanting to have some private shenanigans (or even see some) you can go in to The Sand Dunes.

 

 

 

Insider travel tips & tricks: what I’ve learnt from travelling

From the logical to the funny, the serious to the silly, I present my list of top travel tips, tricks and nuggets of wisdom  from travelling the world.

1. Travel with less

2016-02-07 21.38.05Travelling with just hand-luggage should be your goal. Do you really need six pairs of shoes, tea bags, and an iron? Take less and you’ll travel cheaper (no check-in luggage fees), travel faster (no waiting for your bags), and travel easier (one bag means less to lug around).

For more hints on how to travel less see my blog article ‘A weeks worth of clothes in just 6kg‘ or ‘Travel toiletries: what to pack and what to sack‘.

2. Leave the guide book at home

2016-02-21 13.38.19Rather than taking your entire copy of the Rough Guide or Lonely Planet, just photocopy the pages you need, then discard after you have used them. Saves space and weight.

3. Never join the security queue with the kids

Go for the one with the ‘suits’. It will move much quicker.

4. Jiggle it (just a little bit)

If you’re petrified of turbulence during flights, try slightly jiggling your body when you hit some rough air. No one will notice because everyone is being moved around due to the aircraft movement. Sounds a little crazy but your movement will counteract that of the aircraft and you won’t feel the turbulence so much. It really does work!

5. Chose your seat-mate carefully

If you get the choice of plane seat, always sit far away from: babies, groups of friends who will chat, or women (men tend to need the toilet less often than ladies)

6. Ditch your friends

Travelling all by your lonesome might seem daunting at first, I know I found it daunting the first time, but it gives you a chance to really immerse yourself in the travel experience. I’ve met friends for life, learnt a new language, and had amazing experiences by travelling solo!

7. Travel in a hoodie

2016-02-21 13.29.52They may have become the uniform of unruly ASBO-teenagers, but hooded tops make excellent travel garments. Just slip up your hood to retreat from the world of noise and light when you want to sleep on a flight/airport seat/bus. Add your earphones for extra withdrawal.

8. Use body language

2016-02-17 14.58.00When there’s a language barrier, shouting in your own language is not going to get you far. Instead, use your body. It’s the most international language in the entire world. Don’t forget to translate a full stop with a smile.

But beware: see my blog article ‘Rude hand gestures from around the world‘ to make sure you don’t offend anybody by accident!

9. Pack a pack of cards

A game of cards is not only useful to while away the hours during the inevitable delays, but also a great cross- cultural barrier breaker.

10. Just go!

If you have a strong urge to ‘go travelling’ or even just to see one specific place, start saving and go for it! Don’t delay. Don’t defer. Just do it, or you will regret it when you’re too old/attached/busy to travel.

11. Don’t be paranoid

Be wise and be wary, but try not to be paranoid. When I first travelled alone I found it difficult to relax for the first few days. I was convinced everyone was out to steal my money or diddle me. After two days I realised I was listening to media hype from home and friends who were scared of travelling on their own. Once I realised this and relaxed I had the best time of my life (and was not in any danger).

12. Hide your guide book

If you’re in out and about and need to ask directions then to stop people avoiding you, hide your guide book and map.

13. There is always Toblerone

img2296_06062011102517Got to the end of your holiday but forgotten to get gifts? No worries! It is a mathematical certainty that the world’s favourite mountain-shaped Swiss chocolate will always be available from every duty free airport shop on earth.

14. Saw your toothbrush in half

2016-02-07 21.28.01To save space and reduce weight, saw your toothbrush in half. The extra three cubic centimetres of space can be used to carry an extra sheet of paper (see tip 2).

For more tips on reducing the weight of your toiletries see my blog article ‘Travel toiletries: what to pack and what to sack‘.

15. Finally, pretend to be asleep.

2016-02-15 15.44.32If you fart during your flight, just pretend to be asleep.

Of course if you do this then don’t look at my post ‘The Rude & Selfish Traveller: Is it you?’ hahahaha

Rude hand gestures from around the world!

Just over two years ago I found myself in a foreign country struggling to make myself understood while asking for directions to my hotel. If, like me, you have been in a similar position you will have no doubt resorted to hand gestures. Little did I know I was actually telling the person they were an ‘A** Hole’, luckily they saw the funny side otherwise it could have ended with me in the nearest hospital.

From then onwards I have always been mindful of what I do with my hand gestures when speaking abroad. So to help you understand hand gestures and not offend the locals please read below to understand what is, or is not acceptable. Otherwise you could find yourself in trouble with the locals!

2016-02-17 17.36.07The Middle Finger is universally understood to mean F-You to the recipient.

Isn’t it nice not to worry about the meaning getting lost in translation?

Used: Worldwide

 

2016-02-17 17.38.15The W*nker is done by forming a hole with the hand and moving it back and forward. It is a joy to perform, calling someone a w*nker without the accompanying gesture does do this insult justice!

Used: UK

2016-02-17 17.40.14While the V Sign means peace in many parts of the world (no matter which way round you look at it) in the UK and some other common wealth countries it is more likely to cause outright war!

Used: most Commonwealth countries

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You Suck C*ck  is a w*nker hand with knuckles facing up with an open mouth (and optional tongue in cheek). It is a gesture pretty much understood across the globe.

Used: Worldwide

 

2016-02-17 17.43.52Often heard with the phrase ‘non mi frega’ which translates as ‘I don’t give a damn‘ – sweeping the hand from under the chin towards someone is a rather blunt way of saying you don’t give a damn.

Used: Italy

 

2016-02-17 17.45.04The A-Ok from insinuating that someone is a homosexual to calling them an A-Hole. The A-Ok sign doesn’t necessarily translate well when telling someone you are ok.

2016-02-17 18.46.54You might get away with The Thumbs Up in Thailand where it is the equivalent to sticking your tongue out but add in a thrust upwards and to most places around the world you are telling them to shove the thumb up there a*s hole.

2016-02-17 18.48.10While many of the offensive gestures above may bring you trouble The Dog Call might cause a fight. If you’re planning on seducing someone, think of another way to call them over!

2016-02-17 18.49.03The Corna is a favourite gesture amongst rockers but in other parts of the world it is a not so subtle way of saying ‘I am having it away with your wife’, use it with caution – unless you are swinging!

2016-02-17 18.50.09If you find yourself wanting to order five shots while in Greece don’t show the palm of your hand. You’ll be telling the barman you have an ‘off the menu delicacy’ you want to show them.

2016-02-17 18.51.00Sometimes insulting one person is not enough, that is where The Cutis comes in. Not only does it say F-You. It says F-your Mum, F-Your Dad, F-Your brother, F-Your sister, F-Your children, F-Your… you get the idea!

2016-02-17 18.52.11While is some cultures The Fig is used to ward off evil spirits in others it represents female genitals and can be an offensive way to to dismiss help from others!

 

2016-02-17 18.53.29A man’s biggest insult is insulting his manhood. So tread cautiously if you start wiggling your little finger at a strange man… you are probably suggesting he has a tiny weeny tiddler!

2016-02-17 18.56.15Not all the insults involve hand gestures. In some eastern cultures showing your bare feet is offensive as they are considered lowly (plus they often stink)!

So if someone offers you slippers when you walk in to their home – oblige and accept them otherwise you might get kicked out.

 

2016-02-17 18.54.42Who wouldn’t want to ‘live long and prosper’? Demonstrating your sympathy for the Vulcan race may seem like a good idea but if you are surrounded by Klingon’s then give it a miss!

If you can think of any more then please let me know and share your stories of accidental mishaps from miscommunication and/or hand gestures. I really am interested in hearing them!

 

The Rude & Selfish Traveller: is it you?

Don’t be a rude and selfish traveller next time you travel.

We have all been there, forced to sit on a bus next to the man with the worlds worst body odour or sat on the plane with a little brat of a child kicking your seat all the way from take off to landing.
A travel rudeness poll highlights the top common behaviours that piss other travellers off (including me) including poor hygiene, oversized carry-on luggage (see my previous blog article ‘A weeks worth of clothes in just 6kg‘) and arguing families as among the top travel peeves.

While Boarding

2016-02-07 21.38.05Topping the poll for the thing that annoys you most when boarding a plane… 30% of travellers get annoyed when people carrying-on more than their allocated hand luggage and baggage allowance. I know I spend a huge amount of time trying to get my hand luggage down to below the maximum weight (and I let you know about it through my blogs about baggage allowance and toiletries), so yes it pisses me off to when the person in front of me gets away with overloading their bag! Grrrrrr!

Other things that annoy you while boarding are: 25% blocking the aisle(let me sit down for Christ sake), 21% crowding the boarding line (move – I want to get past and on my plane) , 16% careless luggage storage (please don’t forcefully push your heavy bag on top of my precious bag) and 8% using the overhead for small items (I really would like to get my bag in that space so please move your neck pillow – which does not need to be fully inflated right now). 1487

Most disliked passenger to sit next to

It is no surprise that the person we all hate to sit next to the most is the bloke (that is a man for those not in the know) with the poor personal hygiene (a polite way of saying the one that smells)…hopefully for the return journey they will think to steal some of the hotel toiletries!

In second place we hate to sit next to the person wit the cough or sneeze (please keep you germs to yourself – and WASH YOUR HANDS) I want to go on holiday to relax not to become unwell!

7332eb01ecb49ec3e010573eca70-should-obese-people-pay-for-two-airline-seatsIt appears we are all a bit fattist (someone who discriminates against fat people). We all love cake (well I do – man I love the cake) but when it comes to aeroplane seats we would sooner not sit next to someone who requires a seat for each butt cheek. And when it comes to suggestions on how an airline should deal with overweight passengers most of the travellers surveyed said they should be made to purchase a second seat!

In fourth place we prefer not to sit next to anyone who is a little chatty (unless they are really attractive). Personally, I put my headphones, even if they are not turned on, just so I don’t have to make small talk or pretend to be interested in photos of their children. Speaking of children apparently we hate to be sat next to them as well with their sticky hands and snotty noses!

Maybe I am blessed as I do not snore – so I expect others not to snore as well! Apparently you all agree too! The polls states that we all despise being sat next to a snorer on the plane!

Top rude behaviours

gregory-gopman-airplane-seatIn reverse order: unwelcome conversing (do as I said above – stick some earphones in, even if not listening to anything, to avoid the unwanted small talk), stincky food eating (for me this is the smell of salt& vinegar crisps **vomit**, for others it can be anything that has an odour – just because you like the smell don’t mean we all want to smell it), arm rest hogging (I am guilty of this, so, erm, no comment), seat reclining (my method to get around this is get to your seat before the person behind you does, then recline your seat from the beginning – that way thery will be none the wiser about their lack of leg room), loud talking (person on row A does not need to know that you, the person on row Q, is flying alone because your wife ran off with your best friend – actually that sounds interesting so tell me some more) and the thing that annoys travellers the most … seat kicking KEEP YOUR CHILDREN UNDER CONTROL.

Vacation Vices

3a3194d8Apparently when we are away from the comforts of home we pick up more vices. We are 55% more likely to eat, drink or smoke more when on holiday (who can resist an all inclusive bar?). 56% more likely to hook up with a stranger (remember to glove up when you hook up) but luckily you are 64% more likely to engage in sexual acts with your partner while on holiday (so if your partner has booked you a surprise holiday you know what they have in mind **wink wink**)

Common items take from the hotel

We have all been guilty of it but here are the hard facts 80% of all items take from the hotel are toiletries (see my blog article ‘Travel Toiletries: What to pack and what to sack‘ for tips on using hotel toiletries. While all other items in the hotel are less than 5% likely to be taken.2016-02-07 21.28.01

So what annoys youwhen travelling – please let me know in the comments below or on twitter

 

Travel-rudies

A solo travellers true nemesis: FEAR!

I have been single for almost five years and for the past four years I have been threatening to travel on my own, to go on holiday and please nobody but myself however, my nemesis has been my FEAR!

My fear has been a  powerful deterrent and prevented me from wondering out in to the big wide world all on my own.  The thought of taking a jump into the unknown and exploring a foreign country is quite scary! But I have come to realise that if I don’t man-up then I am going to miss out on all that this world can offer me, the views, the culture and the experiences!
In today’s world I won’t be stepping in to the unknown or exploring uncharted territories, I can research everything right here on the internet or even walk down the streets of some distant land thanks to google earth.  I just need to relax and remove any fears by researching and planning my trips.

Plus if I get lonely or scared I will always have my phone on me to call for help or just to talk to friends for reassurance and advice.

So if you are like me all I can say is relax and research! You may feel worried, scared or nervous but you’re just as capable as me or anyone else, so pick up your bags and hit the road!